Yeap, there’s such a list like a top 10 high-end douchebag cars. There are many types of douchebags you’re probably aware of and there are also many high-end cars these people prefer. Well, here’s a list of the most popular high-end cars douchebags go for.
Disclaimer: Owning and driving one of the cars listed below doesn’t automatically make you a douchebag.
1. Bentley Continental
One of the cars that is now amongst the douchebags’ favorites is Bentley Continental. It’s no wonder some of the Bentley Continental owners partially ruin the reputation of such a good brand if we’re to take into account the fact that among the owners of this car, there’s Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian and MTV’s Mike “The Situation”. This car is now one of the typical entry-level ultra luxury cars that douchebags go for.
2. Cadillac Escalade
Cadillac Escalade is a car that has had many appearances in rap videos being preferred by the cast of Jersey Shore for transportation. Probably the fact that the car features chrome, glitz and shiny stuff is what gets the douchebags’ attention.
3. Lamborghini Gallardo
Another typical entry-level douchebag supercar is Lamborghini Gallardo. The car just becomes the perfect way for douchebags to show off their money. Though Lamborghini Gallardo gets all the respect in matters of engineering, performance and sales, it is very often associated with the above mentioned human species.
4. Toyota Prius
Even if this is a list of high-end cars, we couldn’t miss the Prius which is preferred by a different breed of douchebags. The Prius drivers are also known as “green douchebags” wanting to set an example for the rest of us. These travel slow in the left lane, drive under the limit speed and use special “Hybrid Only” parking spots. The Prius owners and drivers express their opinions very often by using bumper stickers as you can see in the picture below.
5. Range Rover
We couldn’t come up with a list of high-end cars that douchebags go for without including a car for the female-version of a douchebag. It looks like Range Rover is the perfect car for douchebag women everywhere. Among the female owners of a Range Rover is Kim Kardashian. Why doesn’t that surprise us?
6. Mercedes Benz CLS (W 219)
Featuring a timeless design as well as high performance, the Mercedes-Benz CLS (W 219) can now be purchased for a good price in the car used markets. This is what makes so many douchebags get the car that they use as a symbol of personal wealth.
7. BMW 6 Series (E 63/64)
If the BMW 7 Series cars are among those that many drug-dealers opt for, most of the 6 Series are now being bought by douchebags rather for the cars’ white and blue BMW badge on the front rather than for their styling. It’s common to see E63/64 BMW 6 Series with a plastic blonde occupying the passenger seat and a douchebag behind the wheel.
8. Hummer H2/H3
Hummer seems to match perfectly with the limo companies and club motors desperate to get some attention. Many people even see Hummer as being a perfect example of poor-build quality but if the car manages to show off the douchebags’ money, then its flaws don’t even matter.
9. Infiniti G35/37
Designed and developed to compete with other entry-level luxury cars that include BMW 3 Series, Lexus IS and Audi A4, the Infinity G35/37 is now on the list of many douchebags’ must-have.
10. Audi S4
Another car douchebags are so into is Audi S4. Ruining the reputation of so many other good brands is just not enough. It’s time to ruin Audi’s reputation, too.